Jokes

Question:

What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

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You can’t tuna fish.
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Question:

Why did the picture go to jail?

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Because it was framed.
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Question:

What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

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Swimming trunks.
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Question:

Why are frogs so happy?

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They eat whatever bugs them.
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Question:

What is the best day to go to the beach?

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Sunday, of course!
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Question:

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

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Because then it would be a foot!
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