Easter Jokes

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Easter Jokes

Fun Easter questions to answer with your kids (or on your own!)

Question 1:

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Get the answer!
EGG-xercise and HARE-robics!

Question 2:

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Get the answer!
He was a little chicken!

Question 3:

Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke?

Get the answer!
It might crack up!?

Question 4:

What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?

Get the answer!
A smarty pants.

Question 5:

How does the Easter Bunny travel?

Get the answer!
By hare plane!

Question 6:

What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?

Get the answer!
He was EGGspelled!

Question 7:

What kind of bunny can’t hop?

Get the answer!
A chocolate one!

Question 8:

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

Get the answer!
They don’t want to get “beat up”!

Question 9:

What do you call Easter when you’re hopping around?

Get the answer!
Hoppy Easter!

Question 10:

What happened to the Egg when he was tickled too much?

Get the answer!
He cracked up!

Question 11:

What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?

Get the answer!
EGG-zosted!

Question 12:

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?

Get the answer!
He had a bad hare day!

Question 13:

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?

Get the answer!
With a hare dryer!

Question 14:

Where does Valentine’s Day come after Easter?

Get the answer!
In the dictionary!

Question 15:

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

Get the answer!
They lived hoppily ever after!

Question 16:

What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Get the answer!
Fry-days.

Question 17:

Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?

Get the answer!
From Eggplants.

Question 18:

What do you call a mischievous egg?

Get the answer!
A practical yolker.

Question 19:

How do you catch the Easter Bunny?

Get the answer!
Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Question 20:

What is the end of Easter?

Get the answer!
The letter R.

Question 20:

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Get the answer!
“Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”

Question 21:

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

Get the answer!
He hires Santa’s elves during the off-season.

Question 22:

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg?

Get the answer!
You’re “Egg-stra special”.
Date Created: March 23, 2015 Date Modified: April 12, 2017

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