Issue 36 | 02 December 2014

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Sexting in teens: what to do about it and the laws
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Learning numbers, counting and 1 to 1 correspondence with muffin tins
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Mobile phone use in Kids
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Christmas cracker jokes

It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant.
"That's no offence", said the judge.
"It is if you do it before the shop opened", countered the prisoner.

Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
Because your teeth chatter

Why did the chicken cross the football pitch?
Because the referee whistled for a fowl

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara desert?

What doesn’t eat at Christmas time?
The turkey – it’s usually stuffed!

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